Monthly Archives: October 2012

Memorable Halloween Costumes

Dopey. Ok, I don’t really remember this one because I was like 3 but I have photographic evidence that it happened. I was dressed as Dopey and my sister was Snow White. Clearly there was a favorite child. But that’s … Continue reading

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Times My Life Was Most Like A Sitcom

The time I accidentally classically conditioned myself to fall asleep to the mellow sounds of Tyler Hilton, and then got really confused as to why I got so tired when The Loft played a live session of his on the … Continue reading

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My Athletic Failures

Let’s be clear. I am a swimmer. I started swimming competitively at the ripe old age of 4 and didn’t stop until I was 18. And I was good, in fact I think I still hold some records at the … Continue reading

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The Ten Commandments of Craft Beer

In celebration of the booming craft beer industry in Minneapolis, I’ve composed the 10 commandments of drinking said craft beer. Obey them thou shalt. 1. Thou shan’t wast time drinking shitty beer. Life is too short to drinketh big brewery … Continue reading

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Saturday Night Adventures: So I Just Bought A Keg…

It was a normal Saturday laying in bed nursing a hangover, this time from Gastohf’s annual Oktoberfest. Drunk Germans, polka music and a lot of lederhosen. It was a good time, I highly suggest you check it out. I got … Continue reading

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