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Thought of the Day: WTF does Basic mean?

I’ve noticed a trend and this trend confuses me. People everywhere have started using the slang term “basic” and its more aggressive counterpart “basic bitch.” Rihanna declared the set of her new music video a “no basic zone,” men’s websites … Continue reading

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All the Feels of Winter in Minnesota

1. You spend most of Fall not being fooled by the pretty colors 2. But then the first snowfall comes and you’re like: 3. Because it’s so friggin’ beautiful! 4. And you can’t wait to be all straight thuggin’ on … Continue reading

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I was Sharknado for Halloween and it was awesome!

Awesome Halloween costumes of my past have been discussed at length previously in this blog. But this year I actually won a costume contest, so I’m pretty damn proud of my costume. Yes my friends, I was Sharknado. If you … Continue reading

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The Vajizzing

The following is a true story. Names have been changed because, while hilarious, it’s just too embarrassing. THE NIGHT OF Last Saturday I went to the Twin Cities Oktoberfest. This is not the Gasthof’s Oktoberfest, which is awesome. This is … Continue reading

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My Stream of Consciousness During The Last Game of Thrones Episode

Alright, time to settle in for some nice exposition that will set up what I’m expecting to be an epic 4th season because this one has been kind of a dud so far. Blah blah blah, battle strategy, always listen … Continue reading

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Stuff That Makes Me Weird

There’s been a healthy debate among friends about whether it’s better to live with someone before you get married or wait to move in together until after you get hitched. I’m pro living with someone first because what if there’s … Continue reading

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How I Handled Losing My Credit Card and Driver’s License

In short: not well. Here’s a timeline of events: Saturday 9:00pm: Take a cab home from St. Patrick’s Day festivities. 9:30pm: Argue with friend over who will pay for the cab. Lose. Apparently drop change purse containing credit card, cash … Continue reading

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